Paleo No-churn Maple Walnut Coconut Cream Ice Cream

- Elle Kirschenbaum
No-churn #Maple Walnut Coconut Cream #IceCream. Make this delicious non-dairy ice cream without an ice cream maker. For the #recipe, visit OnlyTasteMatters.com.

Growing up ice cream was paramount in our household. It was always in the freezer and we ate it everyday, year round. It was not merely a summer treat to us. My father’s idea of a bowl of ice cream consisted of three healthy scoops, not marbles as he referred to stingy dips. Now an ice cream parlor just opened near me claiming they have Philly-sized scoops. I don’t know what Philly-sized scoops are (they would be just scoops to us), but I’m guessing they are large since my family’s idea of a bowl of ice cream is about 5 or 6 times what a serving of gelato in Italy would be.

Light as a Cloud Angel Food Cake with Berry Topping

- Elle Kirschenbaum
Light as a Cloud #AngelFood #Cake with Berry Topping. Finally a truly airy #glutenFree angel food cake! For the #recipe, visit OnlyTasteMatters.com.

“Oh I’d love someone to make a gluten-free angel food cake!” my friend squealed. “Oh and you can use it for trifle,” she added. At this point I should mention she went to college in the South where apparently trifle is common. This comes as no shock to me. I have always wondered who ate trifle. It looks so good in photos but I have never been served one. Why do I see so many recipes for a dessert no one eats (though they clearly should)? So mystery solved. It is southern. That makes sense since let’s face it, everything good seems to come from the South. Two words: Fried chicken.

Ooey Gooey S’mores Brownies

- Elle Kirschenbaum
Ooey Gooey S’mores Brownies with a #GlutenFree #GrahamCracker Crust. for the full #recipe, visit OnlyTasteMatters.com.

So I’ve never in my life had a real s’more. I believe it requires you to actually go camping. Apparently roasting marshmallows with the fire from your gas burner isn’t s’more-worthy. So the cat’s out of the bag, I’ve never been camping either. While I find the romance of camping tempting (sleeping under the stars, becoming one with nature, etc.), I fear the reality (bugs, wild animals, did I mention bugs?) would make me absolutely miserable.

Lemon Raspberry Cupcakes with White Chocolate Buttercream Frosting

- Elle Kirschenbaum
#Lemon Raspberry #Cupcakes with #WhiteChocolate #Buttercream Frosting. This #frosting is to die for!

“Spring has sprung. The grass has riz. I wonder where the birdies is.” –Anonymous

This is still my favorite poem. Sorry T.S Eliot. It was close but, in the end, the birdies won. I can hear the literati heave a sigh of disgust. My response? I believe the expression is “go suck a lemon.” You see, I have a long history of disgusting the intellectuals. It goes as far back as high school. I wore makeup, cared about fashion, and knew the current pop songs. Appalling! Who has time for such silliness? Um me.